May 2013
I wish we could be friends again. I wanna talk. Text me, call me. You know who you are.
May 21st
May 19th
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Sometimes Life is Hard.
May 19th
A girl's moan is the sexiest thing, ever.
May 19th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 15th
May 15th
trixiofthesea: I just got hired to do the biggest and most important sewing job of my life to date.  Like, really big.  Like, she’s flying me out to Washington DC because of it big.  I’m so excited and nervous, haha!   *cracks knuckles*   Time to show the world what I can really do.   *rubs my knuckles because they hurt now*   Good luck!
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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bigrnac: lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
May 14th
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I love my sister, real conversation.......
i assumed as much. too much work im pretty sure my roommate is a lesbian she has this girl spending the night constantly, like she lives here now. and she locks her bedroom door. and i hear a lot of giggle and “dont put your finger there” im cool with it. just this other bitch needs to take out the garbage
May 14th
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How weird is it to see you state and cities all...
I’m all like, hey I’ve been there, I know them, their my senator….
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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Masturbation Feels Like Pizza Tastes
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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Get off my flipping case I don’t need your opinion on everything. get off your high horse. I’m over it, if you don’t have something nice to say be a grown up and keep it to yourself.
May 10th
Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
May 10th
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Founding Fatherfest: Hamilton's Proposed Draft at... →
publius-esquire: [Here it is in all it’s glory (including the president and senate for life), but you’d be surprised how much it resembles the final draft.] The people of the United States of America do ordain and establish this Constitution for the government of themselves and their…
May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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I need to evaluate my friends and then actually contact those I want to be friends with still
May 9th
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Wrote My Representative Today
Hello, Our names are Katelyn Carter and Jessie Habisch. We are a lesbian couple. We are both students at St. Cloud State University and we both work in the St. Cloud area as well. As of June we will be moving in to our new apartment together. We know that the Minnesota House will be taking a momentous step for LGBT rights and voting on the Marriage Equality Bill (HF1054) tomorrow May 9th, 2013. On...
May 9th
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Reblog if it's okay if I anonymously confess...
May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*
May 8th
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May 8th
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If all of your friends dislike them, it’s time to reconsider.
May 8th
May 5th
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May 5th
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norsegays: “tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”
May 4th
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Me: What concert costs 45 cents?
Coworker: what? Oh god a joke...okay I'll bite. Which one?
Me: 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Coworker: -_- Where did you read that, you dork ass?
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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